{"id":471,"date":"2013-03-10T14:25:02","date_gmt":"2013-03-10T21:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rottendanish.com\/?p=471"},"modified":"2013-03-10T21:20:12","modified_gmt":"2013-03-11T04:20:12","slug":"its-not-a-meg-its-a-mess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rottendanish.com\/?p=471","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s not a Meg. It&#8217;s a mess."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My female Danish friend got an interesting hair cut. In places it looks like a bird&#8217;s nest. In other places it looks like a sexy Meg Ryan-style &#8220;Sleepless in Seattle&#8221; hairdo. Definitely has to be combed carefully to prevent it from looking too unkempt. Of course, according to this hilarious blog by &#8220;Copenhannah&#8221; about &#8220;<a title=\"Copenhanannah's funny blog\" href=\"http:\/\/copenhannah.tumblr.com\/post\/14228929903\/how-to-look-like-a-dane\" target=\"_blank\">How to look like a Dane<\/a>&#8220;,\u00a0unkempt looking hair is the epitome of looking like a true Dane&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nNow, in Danish we have the words:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Danish ==&gt; English:<\/strong><br \/>\nen redelighed &#8211;&gt;\u00a0a mess<br \/>\nen rede &#8211;&gt;\u00a0a nest<br \/>\nat rede h\u00e5r&#8211;&gt; to comb hair<br \/>\nat rede seng &#8211;&gt; to make the bed<br \/>\nat redde&#8211;&gt; to save<br \/>\nr\u00f8dder &#8211;&gt; roots<br \/>\nr\u00f8d &#8211;&gt;red<\/p>\n<p>Which caused my friend to utter this unique sentence in Danish:<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Man kan jo se mine r\u00f8de r\u00f8dder. Det er en\u00a0redelighed. Jeg bliver n\u00f8dt til at rede mit h\u00e5r for at redde det fra at se ud som en rede.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(English: &#8220;You can see my red roots. This is mess. I have to comb my hair to save it from looking like a nest.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_473\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rottendanish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/best-hairstyles-2008_clip_image001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-473\" class=\"size-full wp-image-473\" alt=\"This is a good Meg Ryan do.\" src=\"http:\/\/rottendanish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/best-hairstyles-2008_clip_image001.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-473\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is a good Meg Ryan do.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_479\" style=\"width: 211px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rottendanish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-479\" class=\"size-full wp-image-479 \" alt=\"Some times you can overdo the do.\" src=\"http:\/\/rottendanish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/images.jpg\" width=\"201\" height=\"251\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-479\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Some times you can overdo the do.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_474\" style=\"width: 290px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rottendanish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/1983-meg-ryanb-400.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-474\" class=\" wp-image-474 \" alt=\"Don't do this Meg Ryan do. It's more of a doo-doo..\" src=\"http:\/\/rottendanish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/1983-meg-ryanb-400.jpg\" width=\"280\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rottendanish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/1983-meg-ryanb-400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/rottendanish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/1983-meg-ryanb-400-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/rottendanish.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/1983-meg-ryanb-400-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-474\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don&#8217;t do this Meg Ryan do. 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