Your net purchases: may or may not be purchased on the net.

As people buy more and more on-line, and as web sites get localized accordingly, we’ll probably see more confusion between “net purchases” and “purchases on the net”. I caught it when the English sentence “Cardholders will accumulate Reward Points based on net purchases on the cardholder’s account” was translated into Danish as “Kortindehavere akkumulerer præmiepoint baseret på internetkøb på kortindehaverens konto”, i.e. that the Reward Points would be accumulated based on the amount of internet purchases, rather than the correct “net purchases”, meaning: “purchases minus returns”.

Charging a battery adds to it, but charging an account takes from it

Here’s another English word that can mean the exactly opposite depending on the context:
“We will charge your account” means “we will take money from your account”.
“We will charge your battery”, on the other hand, means that we will add some juice to your battery.
In Danish there are two different words for this: “opkræve” is what we do to your money and “oplade” is what we do to your battery. If you enter “charge the account” into Google Translate you will get the incorrect word.

Why “Rotten Danish”?

The name for this blog, “Rotten Danish”, was the brain child of my colleague, friend and ping-pong sensei Erwin Hom and was chosen of course partly because of my Danish affinities, as most of the posts in this blog will be from my professional life as Danish Linguist, but also the beauty of “Rotten Danish” is in all the ways in which these two words can be ambigous, understood or misunderstood:

Is it a Hamlet reference (“There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark…”)?
Is it talking about the Danish soccer players who beat my favorite team?
Are we talking about the Grauballe Man, the 2000 years old mummified body of an Iron Age Dane found in a peat bog in 1953? That’s quite a rotten Dane, indeed…
Or are we referring to some baked goods, danishes, going bad?
Or is there a live rat involved some place?

Yes! Only two words, and so many possibilities… Enjoy. And join the conversation.